|Imagine all the people living for today.
You may say I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one.
accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
walking in a crowded hallway like
"we’re gonna leave for a few hours, you’re gonna be home alone"
"we’re gonna have pizza"
"here’s 20$ go have some...
this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life
but also fuck bowser